Miriam, 20, Dutch. Studying nutrition & dietetics. Newbie runner. Trying to figure out what else.
attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand
(via dutchster)@13 hours ago with 70144 notes
My goal in life is to look cute but strike terror in the hearts of many
(via halfguardaroundtheworld)@4 days ago with 304 notes
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
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